a willing girl or guy is fucked doggy style while being steered head-first on hands/arms down a flight of carpeted stairs. using-a-female-receiver "bonus": grab boobs for steering.
I agreed to to let my boyfriend snowmobile me because I got it confused with snowballing. Instead, I'm being fucked down the stairs. / I was snowmobiling this chick last night and it gave us both rugburn. Next time, we're wearing kneepads.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)