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snow shovel

The act of ejaculating into a spoon and force feeding it to your partner.
Bob: "Hey dude. Why is your girl so pissed at you?"

Tommy: "She was wondering what I was doing with a spoon while I was banging her last night. Then I gave her a snow shovel."
snow shovel by urban donk December 26, 2011
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Snow Shovel Blues 

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.
Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".
Snow Shovel Blues by Rascals January 8, 2010

snow shovel dude 

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.
And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude
snow shovel dude by Mmahgik April 6, 2024

Yakima Snow Shovel 

A bondage move where the dominatrix repeatedly hits the males testicles with a snow-shovel.
"Dude, I totally got a Yakima Snow Shovel last night and my balls still hurt."

southern snow shovel 

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.
We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.
southern snow shovel by Yank33 February 11, 2014

Mexican snow shovel 

Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
Alabama Snow Shovel by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022
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