snotput

when a person shoots snot on the ground by holding one side of their nose and blowing

I wish Aggassi would quit snotputting on the tennis court.

snotput by von strudelburg August 9, 2016

the Oklahoma shotput 

When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.

I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.

the Oklahoma shotput by Will January 4, 2005

Horizontal Shotput 

The act of sexual intercourse.

Let's go back to my place later on and do the horizontal shotput baby.

Horizontal Shotput by Pal Blacketts November 20, 2006

Pepper John Shotput 

To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.

example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.

Pepper John Shotput by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007

shotput 

While a woman is being fisted she engages her kegels, stands up and spins around in a circle until she releases the fister, flinging him across in the manner of a shotput.

-Holy crap man! I'm never going to fist a bitch again.
-What do you mean?
-I was fisting my girl and she got pissed.
-So what happened then?
-So she gets pissed and she fuckin' shotputs me across the room!
-Harsh, dude, I hope you learned your lesson.

shotput by TrainwreckMary June 4, 2007

Hungarian Shotput 

The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.

I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.

Hungarian Shotput by KanveyNipper October 11, 2021

Cincinnati shotput 

When you shove a pool ball in a midgets ass and feed them laxatives. Then proceed to spin them around until it shoots out.

See that guy over there, I bet he would be perfect for the Cincinnati shotput , I bet he would shoot it far.

Cincinnati shotput by RaginHonki October 8, 2023