snotchy 

Having a stuffy nose or head cold that causes mucus to run and talking becomes difficult

She is a bit snotchy today.
He is'nt feeling well and has been snotchy for two days

snotchy by gramaticalERR October 19, 2017

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

Nostril Snotch by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

Scotchy Meter 

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

Scotchy Meter by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair 

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Scotchy Mother 

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

Scotchy Mother by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009

Snatchy McSnatcherson 

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

Snatchy McSnatcherson by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009