snorkeldork

Someone who wears a COVID-19 face mask, but incorrectly, with their nose sticking out over the top of the mask.

There are more snorkeldorks at the food store, than those wearing their surgical mask correctly.

snorkeldork by rodneydill November 29, 2020

Snorkeldick

Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.

Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.

Snorkeldick by ShortSwing August 12, 2010

snorkledorfer 

a person who farts underwater and then proceeds to stick their nose in the bubble

get your nose out of the water, you snorkledorfer, you!

snorkledorfer by hsfghadfghasdghdghs February 27, 2009

snorkeldorfer 

Someone who fart's while taking a bath, and then try's to catch the bubbles in his/her nose.

that snorkeldorfer Jarod is an odd fellow.....

snorkeldorfer by Fop ninja July 5, 2006

SNORKELDICKING 

A uroflowmetric position which decreases postvoid auditory energy that is transmitted by longitudinal pressure.

Decreased uroflow parameters can be achieved by submerging the urethral orifice beneath the air-water interface of the toilet.

I always clean the toilet before snorkeldicking.

SNORKELDICKING by Jong Y Lycklama September 21, 2020