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Snorkeldick

Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.
Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.
Snorkeldick by ShortSwing August 12, 2010

snorkledorfer 

a person who farts underwater and then proceeds to stick their nose in the bubble
get your nose out of the water, you snorkledorfer, you!
snorkledorfer by hsfghadfghasdghdghs February 27, 2009

snorkeldorfer 

Someone who fart's while taking a bath, and then try's to catch the bubbles in his/her nose.
that snorkeldorfer Jarod is an odd fellow.....
snorkeldorfer by Fop ninja July 5, 2006

SNORKELDICKING 

A uroflowmetric position which decreases postvoid auditory energy that is transmitted by longitudinal pressure.

Decreased uroflow parameters can be achieved by submerging the urethral orifice beneath the air-water interface of the toilet.
I always clean the toilet before snorkeldicking.
SNORKELDICKING by Jong Y Lycklama September 21, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026