snoreboard

To sleep on a friend's couch or other impromptu sleeping arrangement for indetermined amounts of time when one has no place to sleep.

My girlfriend kicked me outta her place, and I have no where to go! I've been snoreboarding at my friend's places.

by mysteryweapon January 5, 2009

Scoreboard Syndrome

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.

I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

by SithLordTrevor November 4, 2019

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012

snowboarding

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia

"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'

by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014

Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.

Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010

snowboard

An objest used for one of the greatest sports ever...SNOWBOARDING. Whether your're carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad shit, just cruising or a beginner...Once you go Board you never go back.

I have a snowboard.

by Bex December 3, 2003