snoreboard

To sleep on a friend's couch or other impromptu sleeping arrangement for indetermined amounts of time when one has no place to sleep.
My girlfriend kicked me outta her place, and I have no where to go! I've been snoreboarding at my friend's places.
by mysteryweapon January 05, 2009
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picklebate

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys
I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.
by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010
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