mysteryweapon's definitions

picklebate

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys

I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.

by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010

snoreboard

To sleep on a friend's couch or other impromptu sleeping arrangement for indetermined amounts of time when one has no place to sleep.

My girlfriend kicked me outta her place, and I have no where to go! I've been snoreboarding at my friend's places.

by mysteryweapon January 5, 2009