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One Eyed Smootcher
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
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Snitches Get Stitches
A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)
Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009
snitches end up in ditches
A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
snitches end up in ditches by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021
Snitches get bitches
The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.
Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.
Snitches get bitches by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017
snitches get stitches!
an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.
While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"
snitches get stitches! by dlee December 3, 2004
snootchie bootchies
Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003