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Toilet Snooks 

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
Toilet Snooks by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
the act of sucker-punching someone
As she turns to kiss him, Rodney snooks his gf in the head.

gf: I was going to give you a rj snooks!
rodney: snooks take that!
snooks by T.R.J. May 22, 2006
1. n. a fool or jackass. commonly used slang in the UK.
2. v. (to snook) to victimize (UK)
3. v. (to be snooked) to be victimized (UK)
Rodney: so that's the conclusion of my presentation.
Jim: That sucked. you're snooks (1)!
Rodney: it's really funny... when I was learning this material, that's what everyone said too...
Jim: You're a jackass.
Rodney: Thanks for your comments!

Fred: Hey Rodney, how did your presentation go.
Rodney: I got pretty snooked (3) by people the crowd.
Fred: Maybe you should cut off your ponytail. It makes you look like a jackass.
Snooks by ^twenty minutes^ June 12, 2005

snookshit 

Something very unclear; not having any idea what the fuck you're supposed to do.
"Man, I have some serious snookshit for homework tonight!"
snookshit by dizzy gorilla October 24, 2008
something that is very good can be called the snooks
That film is the snooks.

Did you see her legs? They were the snooks.
snooks by Kenny Bania May 25, 2009
1. n. a jackass or foolish person.
2. v. to snook. to victimize or make a fool of someone.
3. v. to be snooked. to be victimized or made fool of.
Rodney: So that concludes my presentation... any questions?
Jim: That sucked. You're snooks.
Rodney: That's funny that you say that... when I was learning this stuff they said that too.
Jim: You're a jackass.
Rodney: Thanks for your comment!
Snooks by R. J. June 10, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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