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Snooki'd 

To get sucker punched by someone twice your size, most likely a guido, after you've had one drink too many and thought it was okay to basically tell him that you're glad their dog died.

The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.
I heard this girl at the bar tell her boyfriend that she was leaving him for his brother. Needless to say, she got snooki'd.
Snooki'd by SAFSAYSNJROCKS December 9, 2009
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snooki'd 

To be "snooki'd" is to be sucker punched.

Word came about after Nicole Polizzi (aka "Snooki") from the MTV Hit series, Jersey Shore, got punched in the face at a bar.
John heard that Paul slept with his girlfriend, so out of nowhere John came up and snooki'd Paul's ass.
snooki'd by JoiseyGurl January 24, 2010

Snooki'd 

To be punched by a guy (only applies to girls). Was made after Nicole Polizzi from MTV's Jersey Shore was punched in the face by a drunk freeloader at a bar.
Dude, that chick got snooki'd by her boyfriend!
Snooki'd by Neverbeensnooki'd February 15, 2010
When someone talks about others and gets punched like Snookie in the Jersey Shore. Also referred to as punching a woman. A combination of Snookie and right/left hook.
Paul was so mad at Sarah for cheating that he got so mad and Snook'd her.
Snook'd by AntiGuido January 21, 2010
Colleague 1: "You okay bud, ya look like shit"
Colleague 2: "Went out with Adam last night, got fucked right up"
Colleague 1: "Oh righhtttt, you've officially been Snook'd"
Woke up at the bus station this morning, must have been Snook'd
Snook'd by An0n0m0us pseudonym March 16, 2018
The act of getting owned by a straight right hand to the face after instigating a confrontation, traditionally at a bar or club.
So this broad got all up in my face at the bar and she got snook'd with the quickness.

Yo is she serious? This chick is really tryin' to get snook'd right now.
Snook'd by Robthe5ten January 7, 2010

Snook-Down 

The beat down Snookie from The Jersey Shore gave to Angelina

aka the Revamping of the Staten Island Dump
Snooki got fed up with Angelina's lies and attitude so she gave her a Snook-Down
Snook-Down by m.fucci October 2, 2010
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