snooft

Fucked up beyond all belief

Rob is all snoofted up

by Sunshine January 17, 2005

snooft

The act of pounding on a seat so one can sniff the contents.

"Dude you should go snooft that seat that hottie was sitting on.

by Bumpin Reverend EZ B July 7, 2017

Snooty Karen

An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.

My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.

by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018

boop the snoot

Providing a boop to another being's nose or snout (stylized as snoot), preferably in a gentle or affectionate manner. Often, this is something one feels the need to do to cute animals. When animals boop each other's snoots, the general attitude of the boop must be taken on a case-by-case basis.

*sees an adorable puppy*

"Aw! Gonna boop the snoot!" *boops the snoot*

by thewheelbarrowqueen July 21, 2016

Snoot

A nose or other boopable extremety, generally exaggerated to excentuate smolness.

The snoot is primed for booping. I shall boop the snoot.

by uglyqueenofmakeup February 24, 2017

Droop Snoot

The snoot would droop

"The snoot would droop"

"Droop Snoot is my favorite meme"

by Ametrine August 20, 2018

snoots

Doggies' noses

I often tell my dog "I've got your snoots!" while I hold onto his nose with my hand.

by Fizzle Pip October 28, 2012