snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015

soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

Snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a coat.

"I'm not sure if she has actually gotten fat or if it's snowbesity"

Snowbesity by CityDweller604 April 3, 2015

Strobesity

the most solid and sturdy of the obese. Obesity with muscle.

You can't handle the strobesity.

Strobesity by CtB Inc. February 2, 2010

Snowbesity 

When you can't tell if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.
( From the Netflix Original Series 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

Paul: Dude, is she fat or is that just her jacket?
Matt: I dont know, it's her snowbesity

Snowbesity by urbanmoc July 7, 2016

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat because they're wearing a winter coat.

"I was in line behind this woman at the store and I was like snowbesity girl, snowbesity"

snowbesity by Reptar love May 15, 2018