snide swipe 

When someone talks shit about you whilst walking by. "Damn I'm so stressed by your snide swipe, I hope you got insurance motherfucker!"

That shit you're talking when you walk past someone and say fucked up shit about them. "My ego hurts worse than the aforementioned snide swipe I recently endured, only because of the inferences made. "

snide swipe by Architextual January 19, 2025

Side swipe 

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

Side swipe by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018

side swipe 

when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.

Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!

side swipe, scissor sex, sex positions

side swipe by Logics ally January 12, 2011

side swipe 

When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch

Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch

side swipe by huh?!? October 22, 2008

Side Swipe 

To be raped in your colostomy site.
The unwilling version of Philly Side Car

That homeless man with the colostomy bag got Side Swiped last night.

Side Swipe by Saltymedic June 16, 2018

swipe snipe 

A term in Halo 2. It is where you take a sniper rifle, zoom in and aim at the head. Aim to the right or left a little with the right thumbstick(don't move). Now hold in the opposite direction and press R. If done correctly, you will headshot the enemy, provided that you hit R at the right time. It was first seen in a video on the internet where the author called it "swipe sniping". It is called swipe sniping because you "swipe" the reticle in the opposite direction. It has no in-game benefits whatsoever, but to claim that Halo 1 takes more skill than Halo 2, given that Halo 2 had way more auto-aim than Halo 1 did.

Name1:I like Halo 1 better than Halo 2. It takes more skill.
Name2:But it was all about the pistol!
Name1:Oh yeah? How about swipe snipe, Energy sword, Rocket lock-on, Lunging melee, etc?
Name2:But Halo 2 has Xbox Live!
Name1:How many more stupid arguments will you pull out of your ass?

swipe snipe by NightShade25 April 23, 2006

side swiper 

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.

Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.

side swiper by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011