snickess 

A fruit loop of a woman that usually doesn't know which end is up other than her own (in the air) most of the time!
She usually chases the short bus, preying on the young retarded midget kids wearing helmets and licking windows!

Hey, look at that snickess chasing the short bus to school! "is that a midget on her back?"

snickess by tbrand August 31, 2010

eat a snickers 

When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.

Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?

Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.

eat a snickers by deeBoe October 16, 2014

Snickers foot 

A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.

The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.

Damn! Daniel!! Back at it again with the Snickers Foot.

Snickers foot by Jorglynsnakingsince2001 August 8, 2016

Clit Snickers 

A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.

I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.

Clit Snickers by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010

Fishy Snickers 

The act of simultaneously inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina and your middle finger into her anus, extracting, and then reversing your fingers, inserting the middle finger into her vagina and your index finger her anus.

Dude, smell my peace sign, I just gave that chick a fishy snickers.

Fishy Snickers by dash-y obliterate June 2, 2009

Snickers slapper 

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

Snickers slapper by JayFonz August 25, 2009

thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

thicker than a snickers by akm12345 January 5, 2011