A superior form of smartass (see smartass). One that breaks the bounderies of cleverness and moves into a class of there own with funny remarks at other peoples expense. Word was first spoken by an unidentified male patron at Twins Nightclub desribing the great doorman Steve G.
Steve G.: The girl in that car is so overweight I bet theres fried chicken grease all on her radio station dials, not to mention her shifter is used as a donut dispenser...haha!
A mutha fucka that sick as fuck! takes comp sci and fucksss shit up. fucktorial and shit. eyo dont ever fuck wit one cause dess niughss crazy an goes hard as fuck bro. fuckin dinasaur shitt. kills programs and fucks bitchs all day
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.