snehchin

A rare species of football player who believes the goalpost is optional. Known for missing sitters so badly that even the ball feels second-hand embarrassment. Possesses zero rizz, negative aura, and the unique ability to turn a 1v1 into a philosophical moment about failure. Runs a lot, achieves nothing, and still asks “bro goal gaya kya?” after shooting it into another dimension. Often spotted calling himself a “playmaker” while actively playing against his own team. Legend only in his own head.

snehchin is stupid asf

snehchin by Fudgsnehchin December 31, 2025

Snehchinh

a total baddie but lacks the basicest of brains
He is the epitome of dumb

I could NEVER be a Snehchinh

I do love my Snehchinh tho

Snehchinh is amazinger

Snehchinh by Cool-nga December 31, 2025

snelching

Post-snutting, when the snutter takes the snuttee's orifice into which they have just snutted and sucks back out all the juicy goodness within (snot, etc.)

Similar to felching.

"We snutted and then he wanted to snelch! What a fucking weirdo."
"Snutting's alright, but I draw the line at snelching."
"Daniel wanted to snut me again so I said alright as long as you snelch, especially after all the stains in my pants from last week's snutting."

snelching by disgusted.co.uk February 25, 2009

Sneching 

The act of snorting a line of semen after ejaculation.

Person 1: "Dude, Trixy is such a skank! I just caught her sneching up Carl's jizzum off the toilet seat in the gas station bathroom."
Person 2: "What the F*#K!?!"

Sneching by KBSolutions February 4, 2012

Snelching

Blowing snot into someone's anus and sucking it out

'Hey, fancy a snelch?'
'You sneltched me real good last night, maybe too good, I seem to have a micro tear'

'Snelching isn't just a sexual act, it's a way if life'

Snelching by Coolkid90 August 19, 2016