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Sneak-A-Date 

A situation that was thought by one party as hanging out between friends is actually a date in disguise.
Angela: So you know how I was going to hang out with Dave and his friends last night?

Jess: Yeah?

Angela: It was a total Sneak-A-Date! His friends didn't show up and he ended up taking me out to a movie where he tried putting the moves on me

Jess: Lame.
Sneak-A-Date by Jana Christensen December 24, 2007

First date left cheek sneak 

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

Sneak Dated 

When two people are dating, but it is not acknowledged as real dating, instead they go on dates, but say they are just friends.

There are two main scenarios to this phenomenon. One: The first dater is only interested in the other person as a friend. Thus to them, they are only hanging out with a friend. The other 'dater' is actually interested in the other person, but knows that the person is only interested in them as a friend...at least at that moment. So while they are really on a date, it is officially called ' hanging out with a friend'.

Two: Both people are interested in each other, but don't know how the other one feels. So they go on dates, but call it just 'hanging out with a friend'.
Friend #1 : What are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: John and I are going to grab some dinner and go see a movie.

Friend #1: Are you all dating now?? You know that he likes you.

Friend #2: John and I?!? Oh no! We're just friends! We're just hanging out, its completely innocent.'

Friend #1: Uh-huh. You're soo being sneak dated!
Sneak Dated by Sneakerss June 3, 2007

sneakdate 

to date someone behind someone else's back after making a promise neither of you would date them.

Said on JONAS, the T.V. show starring the Jonas Brothers.
"Looks to me like we're all trying to sneakdate Maria." - Nick Jonas, as said by on JONAS.
sneakdate by honestdater May 31, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026