Definitions by stinky-poop-fart

Broody hen 

A mother-in-law with a slightly downturned face that silently judges everything you say to your spouse.

"Wow, my husband's mother is really being a broody hen today!!"

Broody hen by stinky-poop-fart May 10, 2023

Homeschool attire 

Boys wear cheap, Walmart jeans that are usually too short and are pulled up too high, with a plaid button-down shirt tucked into it. Socks are white crew socks, and shoes are cheap New Balance sneakers that often have grass stains on them. Usually consist of a short haircut and round glasses.

Girls wear plain skirts or dresses that drop down to the shins. Designed to not call attention to the body.

"Look at that homeschool group, they are wearing such homeschool attire!"

Homeschool attire by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

Homeschool wedding night 

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.

"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"

Homeschool wedding night by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

Chickin pickin

Eddie Van Halen’s guitar playing between the time periods 6:15-6:29 in the song “Pleasure Dome.” Very light, fast, and requires excellent guitar “picking” skills.

“There goes Eddie chickin pickin again.”
“How on earth does he do that??”

Chickin pickin by stinky-poop-fart March 12, 2023

First date left cheek sneak 

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

First date left cheek sneak by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022

Floater 

1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.

2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."

3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.

"Did you guys see that floater?!?"

Floater by stinky-poop-fart August 2, 2022

Creek chub 

A fat guy floating down a river in an inter tube. Usually shirtless and sunburnt.

Wow dude, look at that fat guy floating down the river. That’s a creek chub!!

Creek chub by stinky-poop-fart June 13, 2022