snatchophobia

The fear of being snatched by someone/something

Destiny: I’m hanging off of the bed. I’m scared I’m gonna get snatched!!
Valerie: Sounds like you have snatchophobia!

snatchophobia by Appstategang October 8, 2018

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Snatchophonist

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.

Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

Snatchophonist by bulletproofandlime May 21, 2011

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snatchophobia • Snitchophobia • Snatchophonist

Snitchophobia

When a dumbass nigga will let anything slide because he doesn't want to snitch. A person with snitchophobia would rather see a man get murdered and their community go to shit before they ever tell the proper authorities.

Reasonable Person - Yes officer, I saw the suspect kidnap the little girl right there, he had a gun, was about 6ft 1, pale as fuck...

Person with Snitchophobia - REEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGA? SNITCHES GET STITCHES REEEEEEEEEEE!

Snitchophobia by ILikeDefiningThings December 19, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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