snarkiot

Snarkiot (snarK-e-it):

One who thinks they have the comedic sarcasm to reach masses but fails miserably in their content and delivery.

That snarkiot claimed that chevy made the mustang. foolidiotjerkracistnarcissistknuckleheadjealousincapableworthless

by Snarky Idiot January 3, 2015

snarkity

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

snarkitude

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

by Nommadd December 13, 2014

Snarkotunities

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

snarkbot

One variety of internet troll. Really good at contributing snarky, sarcastic or otherwise useless posts on public message boards.

It is impossible to post something political on Facebook without the snarkbots taking over the post.

by RxJPK March 29, 2015

snarkotics

Mind-altering substances dat cause irritable and/or sarcastic behavior.

Some people are just ill-mannered jerks to begin with, so it's hard to tell if they're on snarkotics or not.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022