snarkiot 

Snarkiot (snarK-e-it):

One who thinks they have the comedic sarcasm to reach masses but fails miserably in their content and delivery.

That snarkiot claimed that chevy made the mustang. foolidiotjerkracistnarcissistknuckleheadjealousincapableworthless

snarkiot by Snarky Idiot January 3, 2015

snarkity 

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

snarkity by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

snarkitude 

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

snarkitude by Nommadd December 13, 2014

Snarkotunities 

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

Snarkotunities by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

snarkbot 

One variety of internet troll. Really good at contributing snarky, sarcastic or otherwise useless posts on public message boards.

It is impossible to post something political on Facebook without the snarkbots taking over the post.

snarkbot by RxJPK March 29, 2015

snarkotics 

Mind-altering substances dat cause irritable and/or sarcastic behavior.

Some people are just ill-mannered jerks to begin with, so it's hard to tell if they're on snarkotics or not.

snarkotics by QuacksO September 29, 2022