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snackoff 

To jack off while eating a snack that makes you more horny such as a donut or a twinkie.
Dude, I just had a huge snackoff last night!
Sweet.
snackoff by hornyjackoffer April 5, 2009
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smackoff 

A degenerate moron who struggles to make intelligent decisions, but inevitably always results in disaster.
That smackoff forgot to tie the pipes to the top of the van resulting in the death of an innocent woman stopped in front of him by impalement.
smackoff by Steven DePola February 26, 2005

slackoff superstar 

Someone in the corporate world who slacks off most of the time, and whose level of productivity is seen as his/her "typical". However, once this person actually starts doing productive work, it's extremely good and effective.
Harvey Keitel was a slackoff superstar in Pulp Fiction.
slackoff superstar by man-tow-notch January 14, 2009

snack off 

1. A general term for snacking.
2. Apeasing the munchies.
1. Dude, lets go snack off. I'm starving.
2. Bro I was sooo blazed last night, I snacked off until i passed out in bed.
snack off by tehwizewon December 4, 2009

snack off 

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)
I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.
snack off by Monty S March 20, 2008

Snack Off 

A male receiving head. Oral sex for a man.
Boyfriend- Baby you trying to do that special thing tonight?
Girlfriend- Oh you mean...?
Boyfriend- Yea you trying to snack off
Snack Off by Glen CoCo15 February 20, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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