snackoff

To jack off while eating a snack that makes you more horny such as a donut or a twinkie.

Dude, I just had a huge snackoff last night!
Sweet.

by hornyjackoffer April 5, 2009

smackoff

A degenerate moron who struggles to make intelligent decisions, but inevitably always results in disaster.

That smackoff forgot to tie the pipes to the top of the van resulting in the death of an innocent woman stopped in front of him by impalement.

by Steven DePola February 26, 2005

slackoff superstar

Someone in the corporate world who slacks off most of the time, and whose level of productivity is seen as his/her "typical". However, once this person actually starts doing productive work, it's extremely good and effective.

Harvey Keitel was a slackoff superstar in Pulp Fiction.

by man-tow-notch January 14, 2009

snack off

1. A general term for snacking.
2. Apeasing the munchies.

1. Dude, lets go snack off. I'm starving.
2. Bro I was sooo blazed last night, I snacked off until i passed out in bed.

by tehwizewon December 4, 2009

snack off

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)

I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.

by Monty S March 20, 2008

Snack Off

A male receiving head. Oral sex for a man.

Boyfriend- Baby you trying to do that special thing tonight?
Girlfriend- Oh you mean...?
Boyfriend- Yea you trying to snack off

by Glen CoCo15 February 20, 2011