snackoff 

To jack off while eating a snack that makes you more horny such as a donut or a twinkie.

Dude, I just had a huge snackoff last night!
Sweet.

snackoff by hornyjackoffer April 5, 2009

smackoff 

A degenerate moron who struggles to make intelligent decisions, but inevitably always results in disaster.

That smackoff forgot to tie the pipes to the top of the van resulting in the death of an innocent woman stopped in front of him by impalement.

smackoff by Steven DePola February 26, 2005

slackoff superstar 

Someone in the corporate world who slacks off most of the time, and whose level of productivity is seen as his/her "typical". However, once this person actually starts doing productive work, it's extremely good and effective.

Harvey Keitel was a slackoff superstar in Pulp Fiction.

slackoff superstar by man-tow-notch January 14, 2009

snack off 

1. A general term for snacking.
2. Apeasing the munchies.

1. Dude, lets go snack off. I'm starving.
2. Bro I was sooo blazed last night, I snacked off until i passed out in bed.

snack off by tehwizewon December 4, 2009

snack off 

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)

I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.

snack off by Monty S March 20, 2008

Snack Off 

A male receiving head. Oral sex for a man.

Boyfriend- Baby you trying to do that special thing tonight?
Girlfriend- Oh you mean...?
Boyfriend- Yea you trying to snack off

Snack Off by Glen CoCo15 February 20, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020