smwaf

stab me with a fork

"OMG I hate this homework SMWAF"

by Katie_del March 10, 2017

swaffeling

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

by chaddy September 11, 2013

sowafet

An interesting way to end a sentence or conversation. Synonymous with the phrase, "dink n flicka".

We hit em up like west syd n.w.a.'s sowafet.

Keep it real son, sowafet.

by Hitemuplyknwas June 27, 2009

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

smafuck

As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."

Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.

by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009

swaffle

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

Swafi

Swafi
Smoke weed and forget it.

Dude1: Yo I got such a bad grade on that multivariable calculus exam

Dude2: Swafi bro

by bichon man August 20, 2017