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Southbound Mud Pile 

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.
"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

Shithound 

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.
The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.
Shithound by MattyG82 June 4, 2009

A40 Junction Southbound 

A rather painful attack method in which the attacker puts pressure with two fingers onto the armpit of his victim. The harder the force, the more intense the pain.
Yeah, well i can't do stretches because somebody gave me the A40 junction southbound and i now have major cramp

Southbound tits 

Where do you think you're goin' with those southbound tits?
Southbound tits by BianxtheBronx September 13, 2015

southbound 

When something is going south.
Their relationship was southbound from the start.
southbound by Manray Cowboy October 16, 2008

seathound 

A live event ticket search site that finds the cheapest tickets sold by multiple sellers and lists them for you.
I used Seathound to find tickets to that sold out Britney Spears concert.
seathound by dtaylor498 February 10, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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