smoothound

A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.

Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)

by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005

Smokehounds

Smokehound in its plural form.
A Smokehound is a prodigy of Shecky McFireman, a single smokehound is generally referred to as a bad mother fucker, but a group of smokehounds will then be referred to as some of the baddest mother fuckers to ever touch the forge.

"Who are all those good looking, strong folks over there working their asses off?"

"Oh Dave, those are smokehounds."

Billy: Deploying and handling a 2.5 is a one man job
Jon: You're such a smoke hound

by Just1of48 January 7, 2020

smuthound

nasra alam, queen of smuthoundery

nasra just smat everywhere. she is a smuthound.

by Chritesh Patbin March 21, 2005

cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

Smokehound

An old drug addict.

Ain't no amount a dat strychnine gonna get dat old smokehound got. He immune to any dat tainted-ass stepped trashy-ass heron, yo. Any shit he shoot be purer den the milk comin from yo moms tit, yo.

by Hawaiian Dicking January 30, 2010

Smokehound

A whitetrashasfuck mother fucker who usually bums cigarettes or weed off of you

Billy the smokehound rolled up in his 84 blazer smokin maverick menthols saying he got his cousin preagnant agan

by 183574$$$ February 6, 2015