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smoothound

A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.
Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
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Smokehounds 

Smokehound in its plural form.
A Smokehound is a prodigy of Shecky McFireman, a single smokehound is generally referred to as a bad mother fucker, but a group of smokehounds will then be referred to as some of the baddest mother fuckers to ever touch the forge.
"Who are all those good looking, strong folks over there working their asses off?"

"Oh Dave, those are smokehounds."

Billy: Deploying and handling a 2.5 is a one man job
Jon: You're such a smoke hound
Smokehounds by Just1of48 January 7, 2020

smuthound 

nasra alam, queen of smuthoundery
nasra just smat everywhere. she is a smuthound.
smuthound by Chritesh Patbin March 21, 2005

cockelberry smoochound 

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".
Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.
cockelberry smoochound by Joes' April 21, 2008

Smokehound 

Ain't no amount a dat strychnine gonna get dat old smokehound got. He immune to any dat tainted-ass stepped trashy-ass heron, yo. Any shit he shoot be purer den the milk comin from yo moms tit, yo.
Smokehound by Hawaiian Dicking January 30, 2010

Smokehound 

A whitetrashasfuck mother fucker who usually bums cigarettes or weed off of you
Billy the smokehound rolled up in his 84 blazer smokin maverick menthols saying he got his cousin preagnant agan
Smokehound by 183574$$$ February 6, 2015