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smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.
The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.
smother fuck by Mike March 25, 2004

Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.
That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!
Smother Fucker by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.
Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

smotherfuckin

when two obese, gravy sweating, porkers, have hot butt naked sex
rosie o'donnel & star jones are smotherfuckin
smotherfuckin by soul clap March 18, 2005

Smotherfucked

the outcome of a poorly executed golf shot whereby the result is a severe hook that does not get airborne.
Gary, you "smotherfucked " the shit out of that tee shot.
Smotherfucked by Chuxmad October 22, 2022

smotherfuck 

When you're fucking a chick & you put a pillow over her face.
After a hard day at work I came home & gave my old lady a good smotherfucking.
smotherfuck by X 29 April 22, 2006
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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