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smut muffin 

Originated in Morrisville right outside of Trenton.
A blounde smut. She thinks it is a compliment because she likes muffins.
the smart one: "ur a smut muffin"
the blonde: "oh thanks for the compliment, i love muffins.
smut muffin by Jackpot September 9, 2004
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smut muffin 

another term for vagina or pu$$Y
her smut muffin smells like fish.
smut muffin by antwan duncan August 31, 2003

slutmuffin 

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.
Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!
slutmuffin by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

slutmuffin 

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.
You're my slutmuffin. :]

Stupid slutmuffin! God!
slutmuffin by amy. April 27, 2006

Slutmuffin 

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.
'you're such a slutmuffin!'
Slutmuffin by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012

Slutmuffin 

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.
"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"
Slutmuffin by vmr2009 November 3, 2009

slutmuffin 

Slutmuffin is the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.
I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
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