smurfbod

A fat faced retard that drives a dyke car and likes the color blue

Oh look it’s smurfbod driving his Xterra

by Scoutgang November 7, 2019

SmurfBoarding

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

Smurfbort

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.
"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort but with smurfs."

Just look up surfbort and think smurfs. Didnt allow me to complete this so smurfbort

by Bleepop June 11, 2018