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smuch smuch

the act of a booty call or act of sexual activity.
boy's friend: did you & your girl smuch yet.?
boy: no she wont put out yet.
boy's friend: no smuch smuch for you *laughs* you virgin.
boy: shut up steve.
boy's friend: & i heard she was easy cause of the fact she's a whore L-Mercado. "the hoe on the corner"
smuch smuch by TheDestroy-er. October 18, 2010
Words you can keep
Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch
Smuch by smuch June 5, 2017
Related Words
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It has a different meaning when dirrected to a man or woman. If it is directed to a woman, then it means she is a curvy cutie with a real booty. If it is directed to a man, then he is a withered old retard.
Woah, she’s a real smuch!
or
Wow, that dude is acting like a god damned smuch.
Smuch by Deus Ex Human Revolution October 30, 2017
The combination of the words So and Much.

The lazy persons way of saying so much.

A typo by a beloved GM on a Ragnarok Online Server
I love you smuch.

I drank smuch I'm gonna barf.

She wears smuch make up, she rivals Courtney Love.
Smuch by Missus Rx March 13, 2011
so much.

used for text messaging and IM-ing to say when stuff's happening, instead of just saying not much no matter what's actually happening.
What's up?
--smuch.
smuch by changinupdalingo April 21, 2011
what you say when someone inquires "sup"
hey nizzit, sup whi' chu' "smuch biatch just illin' and chillin' with a gin and juice"
The word has a diffrent meaning depending on the gender. If you're a girl it means you're very attractive and curceous.
However if you're a boy it means you're a round idiot.
Dude, that girl is so smuch.
Smuch by oneyplays June 5, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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