smovid 

Having a dry hacking cough that seems like covid but is actual caused the bad air quality caused smoke from wild fires.

I can hardly breathe, I've been coughing so much with the smoke from Canada, I must have smovid.

smovid by Reali_D October 6, 2023

smoving 

The art of sitting and moving at the same time.

You're smoving on that swing.

smoving by mego(: January 30, 2012

Snovid 

When you are confined at home due to a snowstorm no matter how many masks you wear or if you've been vaccinated.

I had an appointment to get vaccinated, but I was suffering from snovid.

Snovid by M.M.Mils February 1, 2021

ScoVid 

Insidious disease found in Australia.

A combination of two political parties, led by a religious zealot.

Who’s belief is direct communication with God.

Frequently enabling corruption and grifters.

Who’s moral compass is steered by a spouse & two daughters.

ScoVid refused to meet Federal obligations. Purely on the premise that God had not instructed he to do so.

ScoVid by Wise Aussie May 29, 2021

covid-shmovid 

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

covid-shmovid by a_fool March 27, 2020

Snoviding 

When you are Quarantined during the cold winter months of the Covid season and cabin fever has taken you over, so you do whatever comes to mind to make yourself feel normal.

I knew my Charles was "Snoviding" when I seen him mowing the lawn during the blizzard this evening.

Snoviding by Becca 79 February 6, 2021

Smavid 

A name given to farm boys who love a bit of cock.

Look at that Smavid over there, stroking his cock.

Smavid by Super Accurate Dude February 8, 2020