When your buddy chris is worried about covid because ashton is toooooo close for his comfort. So you replace covid with shmovid to cure chris problems and worries about coivid
by bramptonbodyworks October 15, 2021
Get the shmovid mug.Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
by a_fool March 27, 2020
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A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
by yikers2000 December 1, 2018
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I.e. moving quickly, confidently, effortlessly, and with a bit of funk. Your movement will not go unnoticed.
I.e. moving quickly, confidently, effortlessly, and with a bit of funk. Your movement will not go unnoticed.
by actioncircus February 6, 2021
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by DanQuaid_69r December 8, 2017
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