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plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019
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A female who is fresh off the boat.
smogger by vsopdaddy August 27, 2019
Person who sniffs the gusset of well worn knickers. Dirty old snorger
" Freddie was caught with his hand in the dirty laundry, snorging a well warn pair of undercrackers"!!! The dirty old snorger!!!
Snorger by Leedsunited1 July 24, 2017
(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)
1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge
smorge by Pete Barra February 17, 2009
An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.
Smooger by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009
this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered
I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols
smorged by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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