smorger

the person who sets up the Smorgasbord

The Smorger was late in getting the Smorgasbord ready for the guests

by whirledtraveler November 30, 2010

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

smogger

A female who is fresh off the boat.

Damn, look at that smogger right there.

by vsopdaddy August 27, 2019

Snorger

Person who sniffs the gusset of well worn knickers. Dirty old snorger

" Freddie was caught with his hand in the dirty laundry, snorging a well warn pair of undercrackers"!!! The dirty old snorger!!!

by Leedsunited1 July 24, 2017

smorge

(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)

1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge

by Pete Barra February 17, 2009

Smooger

An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).

Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.

by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009

smorged

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010