smomm

Smomm means bitch

“Ugh your such a smomm!”

by Watson emma June 5, 2022

Sommeliar

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

by kyros August 7, 2016

Smormu

He is here to stay

"This can not be undone! Smormu is here to stay!"

by It's_Hendro January 29, 2022

fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

Scommit

1.To vomit and scream simultaneously. Often in a violent and loud fashion.

Marky Mark is so sick! He scommited on the phone last night.

by Jnco September 30, 2004

Slommy

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy

“What do you wanna eat today?”

—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”

by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020

Smomo

Is a silly person, pet name as silly dumb dumb. A clown act, A slow thinker, not quick reactor. A slow frog leap.

Smomo is someone silly and dumb, in a pet loving manner. A slow leap.

by Cice Rivera June 20, 2009