smommy 

A mixture of the username of @smamislost and the word mommy.
a person you are happy to have in your live and who takes a crucial role in your live

Bro, i just meet this wonderful person. She gives me smommy vibes

smommy by Lucy69420 April 6, 2024

Slommy 

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy

“What do you wanna eat today?”

—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”

Slommy by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020

Sommy 

A Brit who is also an amazing kid. Sommy is insane and great.

“Who’s that insane and awesome kid?”
“Oh, that’s Sommy”

Sommy by Clitlickw April 17, 2019

sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White

sloppy slommy eggs by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011

Slommy 

phattest meat in the deli

"oi that bitches puss smells like slommy"

Slommy by orangemuice December 18, 2019

Sommy Boi 

An absolute Brit. He also has the sharpest tits know to man.

If you mess with Sommy boi he’s gonna cut you with his Tit.

Sommy Boi by Snake Jortuna April 17, 2019

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023