smolianski 

A super sexy last name for awsome people and those who dont have that last name are dick heads

B a sex possition envolving a cat a screw driver and jack hammer

I smolianski'd your mom last night.

smolianski by leiby baby January 10, 2014

smolinski 

the most hottest and sexiest people have that last name. They are the most perfect people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Smolinski you should ask them to marry you straight away as you will be happy for the rest of you mother fucking ugly life.

Smolinski's are perfect and are amazing in every way. If you don't have this last name you deserve to die.

They have great hair, eyes and personality.

You will never hate a smolinski because they are sexy and the best people alive.

person 1 - I met the hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - I bet they were a smolinski

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - because they are the hottest and sexiest people alive

smolinski by smolinski June 20, 2021

spoliansky

A type of person that is lit as lit

Roman spoliansky.

spoliansky by Fortnite savages June 8, 2018

smolinski 

only the hottest people have this last name. Smolinski's are the best people you will ever meet. You will fall in love with them straight away. If you ever meet a smolinski ask them to marry you straight away.

Smolinski's have amazing bodies and and personalities. They are all super sexy and really pretty.
They have great hair and eyes and no one hates them. It is impossible to hate them.

Ok that you. Love you xx
- from the hottest smolinski in the world.

person 1 - i met the most hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - they must be a smolinski.

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - best they are the hottest and sexiest people to live.

smolinski by smolinski June 20, 2021

Dirty Smolenski 

A Dirty Smolenski is when you crossfade so hard that either your consciousness or your morals shut off, leading to either a blackout or a morally wrong act being committed, the first being referred to a Dirty Smolenski SR and the latter being a Dirty Smolenski JR

- Bro Mike straight up pulled a Dirty Smolenski at Grandma's funeral.
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know

Dirty Smolenski by Cuckboiiii April 18, 2020