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smokin' on 

Used as a way to diss enemies by making light of a death of their loved ones. Primarily meant to target living members of a gang or set.
Apparently very common amongst Chicago rappers
Im smokin' on Tony .
(Tony in this case is an example of a person that passed that is a member of a rival gang)
Smoking on: is almost suggesting you are smokin the ashes of the dead enemy like weed
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smokin' on hatorseed 

a different version from, ''sippin' on hatorade''.
-''YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID AND WEIRD.''
-''dont worry about it, he's just smokin' on hatorseed.''
smokin' on hatorseed by tori66 February 2, 2009

on the next thing smokin' 

On the next train outta here, takin' the next bus out!
On reality show Flavor of Love 2... Young Buck of G-Unit fame said, "She is just taking up space. She needs to be on the next thing smokin', she aint got no business around a playa man!" When asked if Flav should keep a plus sized woman in the house.

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack 

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)
me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

Smoking on the porch 

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)

what you smoking on? 

The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.
Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"
what you smoking on? by Beta888 October 28, 2013

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level
Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.
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