smokemyak

smokemyak = toxic female on instagram that has no feeling towards men except her boyfriends.

signs of meeting her = she drops her instagram on apex,discord,tiktok.

beware of her, she is PURE evil.
this includes doxxing,leaking addresses,manipulating,playing,using,guilt tripping and ect.

Jayla: Watch out!!! @smokemyak on instagram is coming!!!!!

smokemyak by smokemyak June 9, 2022

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smokeflake

When smoking marijuana out of a bowl, the user gets so fucked up that they accidentally laugh or cough so hard into the bowl they blow all the remaining weed and ash into the air, thus creating smokeflakes.

Smoker 1: Bro, what the fuck happened last night, did we finish that bowl?
Smoker 2: I think I smokeflaked it, let's go look in the truck.

smokeflake by Zach and Nate June 14, 2011

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smokemyak • Smokemeat • smokeflake

Smokemeat

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.

"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.

Smokemeat by P-Niss November 29, 2004

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Smokemachine

a person can keep up or Go Further than yourself at Smoking Weed.

Damn That Crackaaa Is like a Muthaa Fuckin Smokemachine on the peace pipe

Smokemachine by KushBudflood July 25, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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