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smokeachino

a coffee drink consisting of the two most addicting substances in the world: caffeine and nicotine. Invented by Janitor.
Man, I'm jonesin' for a tasty warm beverage. Waiter, I'd like a smokeachino.
smokeachino by The Janitor January 1, 2007
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Smoke Machine 

A Smoke Machine is a machine that shoots out smoke and hides your friend from dancing like a fool.

Also a Smoke Machine can be used in movies to create a fake fire.
How many fingers did you use on the Smoke Machine to hide drews dancing?
Smoke Machine by Tyler3535 September 25, 2009

Smoke Machine 

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.
Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.
Smoke Machine by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Smoke Machine 

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.
Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.
Smoke Machine by Faded11 December 7, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026