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smoke weed 

to take marijuana and smoke it in the form of a blunt, joint, in a bong, pipe, bubbler, vaporizor, valcano, perculator, or roar.
Damn, I wanna smoke weed so bad!
smoke weed by DKnapp April 10, 2008
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Smoke weed 

A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".
Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch
Smoke weed by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011

Smoke weed everyday 

The last line of the 1999 song "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate Dogg. Contrary to popular belief, Nate Dogg said it, not Snoop. The phrase became a meme and was extremely popular in 2015. Often associated with an animated GIF of Snoop Dogg doing a little dance.
Hold up, waiiiiiiit
For my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyy
For my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
Hey hey hey hey....
...
...Smoke weed everyday!
Smoke weed everyday by connorp04 October 1, 2018

smoke weed everyday 

Man 1: You know what I smoke?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Weed.
Man 2: Do you smoke weed everyday?
Man 1: Yes.
smoke weed everyday by Ship05 January 23, 2014

smoke weed errday 

A variation on "Smoke Weed Everyday", originally from the rap single "The Next Episode" (released 2000) by hip hop artists Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

The catch phrase, as well as its many variations, is used in many image macros, remixes and youtube videos.
I'm not smoking any more, but I ain't smoking any less. smoke weed errday
smoke weed errday by redtails July 23, 2012

Smoke weed I did 

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be
Smoke weed I did by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

smoke weed everyday 

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)
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