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A Japanese adjective meaning "beautiful".

It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.

Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
Weeb: this game is so kawaii (referring to halo 5)
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.

Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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A simple yet explanatory analogy: Merio is to Mario as Spodermen is to Spiderman. Merio is a YouTube character who is addicted to 'shrooms and several other drugs, and details his comedical exploits through various animated two-dimensional narrations which are similar in many ways to the Dolan comic series. His content is higher-quality than the (somehow) more popular Spodermen.

Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
helo am merio
n 2dai am going to tode for sum shroomz
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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Basically Japanese for "nerd".

It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D

Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.

It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.

The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
Person 1: Wow, that's really small.

Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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Somebody obsessed with Japanese culture. Usually takes the form of an anime or manga addiction. The majority of weeaboos (shortened form: weebs) are American teenagers with little to no social life.

Most anime fans are quick to say they're not a weeb when talking about anime to a broader audience than their fellow fans. The fact that these supposedly normal fans need to justify the "fact" that they're "normal" ends up making them look like the very group they're trying to distance themselves from. If you have to verbally insist that you're normal, you're probably not. "Normality" should be self-evident.

However, even anime fans who feverishly insist they're "not obsessed" have some hope. The very sad fact is that many anime fans go so far as to adopt weeaboo as a descriptive term for themselves, either not knowing or caring that it's an insult. Those people have no hope whatsoever.

One more thing: most weeaboos jerk off to hentai. They're that pathetic. "Normal" anime fans on Urban Dictionary write definitions for "anime" that repetitively insist, "it's not porn!1!" to little effect — nobody just assumes anime is purely porn. But people often do point out that there's an established genre of pornography based off of cartoons that gather an obsessive fanbase! That makes you, dear weeaboo, look weird. No matter how loudly you scream (in broken Japanese) that hentai and anime are completely different.
Weeaboos are fucking obsessed with anime.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
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Synonymous with the word "swag" by strict definition. However, "sweg" is typically used when a person is trying to differentiate themselves from those who have supposedly have "swag". It is also used as a humorous variant, as if saying (or "having") swag doesn't already make you look like a joke.

Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")

Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
i got some serious sweg, motherfuckers
u cen't hendel mai sweg
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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