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Pug

A dog breed.

Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.

Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
Person 1: Oh, look at the cute pug...
Person 2: "Cute". Okay then... *backs away slowly*
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
mugGet the Pugmug.

that's what she said

A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.

It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.

The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
Person 1: Wow, that's really small.

Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
mugGet the that's what she saidmug.

faggot

A slur used against homosexual men.

It has been overused and applied to people who are not gay so many times it has practically become an insult with no meaning or sting. The shortened form is "fag", which also means a bundle of sticks, and sounds slightly more sharp when said or typed.

Note that it is seemingly male-specific and rarely, if ever, applies to females (lesbian or not).
You are a faggot, Chris.
How so? I'm married to a woman and have three kids.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
mugGet the faggotmug.

smoke weed everyday

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
mugGet the smoke weed everydaymug.

Sweg

Synonymous with the word "swag" by strict definition. However, "sweg" is typically used when a person is trying to differentiate themselves from those who have supposedly have "swag". It is also used as a humorous variant, as if saying (or "having") swag doesn't already make you look like a joke.

Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")

Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
i got some serious sweg, motherfuckers
u cen't hendel mai sweg
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
mugGet the Swegmug.

Kawaii

A Japanese adjective meaning "beautiful".

It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.

Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
Weeb: this game is so kawaii (referring to halo 5)
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.

Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
mugGet the Kawaiimug.

otaku

Basically Japanese for "nerd".

It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D

Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
mugGet the otakumug.

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