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Dicks out for Harambe 

An Internet meme based off of Harambe, who was a gorilla. I say "was" because he's now a dead gorilla.

He was shot after a 3y/o baby fell into his enclosure. The zoo owners, believing that the gorilla might harm the infant, killed him. This spawned a massive internet discourse over whether or not they acted appropriately, occurring mostly between ignorant pricks with gorilla fetishes and intelligent people who recognize that Harambe was a wild animal and would have had no problem with killing an infant.

Naturally people decided it would be hilarious to make a joke out of the entire thing; including "dicks out for Harambe" which jokingly requests readers of the meme to hang their penis outside of their pants as a sign of, confusingly, "respect" for Harambe.

Aside from strange references towards male genitalia, people have made a meme out of the name itself. It's not uncommon to see the username Harambe/some variant of it, or people making up stories about him: "he's the gorilla god", "he's still alive", etc.
A slur used against homosexual men.

It has been overused and applied to people who are not gay so many times it has practically become an insult with no meaning or sting. The shortened form is "fag", which also means a bundle of sticks, and sounds slightly more sharp when said or typed.

Note that it is seemingly male-specific and rarely, if ever, applies to females (lesbian or not).
You are a faggot, Chris.
How so? I'm married to a woman and have three kids.
faggot by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
Basically Japanese for "nerd".

It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D

Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
otaku by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
The "Austin Powers" way of saying "baby". In other words: "baby" with added swag.
Yeeah bay bay! Lets shag!
bay bay by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
A Japanese adjective meaning "beautiful".

It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.

Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
Weeb: this game is so kawaii (referring to halo 5)
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.

Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
Kawaii by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
Somebody obsessed with Japanese culture. Usually takes the form of an anime or manga addiction. The majority of weeaboos (shortened form: weebs) are American teenagers with little to no social life.

Most anime fans are quick to say they're not a weeb when talking about anime to a broader audience than their fellow fans. The fact that these supposedly normal fans need to justify the "fact" that they're "normal" ends up making them look like the very group they're trying to distance themselves from. If you have to verbally insist that you're normal, you're probably not. "Normality" should be self-evident.

However, even anime fans who feverishly insist they're "not obsessed" have some hope. The very sad fact is that many anime fans go so far as to adopt weeaboo as a descriptive term for themselves, either not knowing or caring that it's an insult. Those people have no hope whatsoever.

One more thing: most weeaboos jerk off to hentai. They're that pathetic. "Normal" anime fans on Urban Dictionary write definitions for "anime" that repetitively insist, "it's not porn!1!" to little effect — nobody just assumes anime is purely porn. But people often do point out that there's an established genre of pornography based off of cartoons that gather an obsessive fanbase! That makes you, dear weeaboo, look weird. No matter how loudly you scream (in broken Japanese) that hentai and anime are completely different.
Weeaboos are fucking obsessed with anime.
Weeaboo by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016

smoke weed everyday 

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)