A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.
It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.
The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.
The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
Person 1: Wow, that's really small.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016

An adjective popularized by the YouTube "comic" Spodermen. It's pronounced "fa-jit", contrary to popular belief. Skeptics should go watch any one of Spodermen's videos.
According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).
The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).
The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016

A dog breed.
Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.
Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.
Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016

Basically Japanese for "nerd".
It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D
Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016

A Japanese adjective meaning "beautiful".
It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.
Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.
Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
Weeb: this game is so kawaii (referring to halo 5)
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.
Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.
Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016

Synonymous with the word "swag" by strict definition. However, "sweg" is typically used when a person is trying to differentiate themselves from those who have supposedly have "swag". It is also used as a humorous variant, as if saying (or "having") swag doesn't already make you look like a joke.
Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")
Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")
Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016

A simple yet explanatory analogy: Merio is to Mario as Spodermen is to Spiderman. Merio is a YouTube character who is addicted to 'shrooms and several other drugs, and details his comedical exploits through various animated two-dimensional narrations which are similar in many ways to the Dolan comic series. His content is higher-quality than the (somehow) more popular Spodermen.
Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
