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Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.
"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"
smoing by Tim March 18, 2005

smoking cat 

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

Smoking Dick 

A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Smoking Dick by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

smoking that * pack 

It's a way to insult/disrespect someone* dead

*name
Smoking that * pack
smoking that * pack by INDX November 6, 2020

Smoking nut 

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit
Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut
Smoking nut by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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