smoignant
something that is really weird but great tasting. like discovering a new flavor that helps you ascend
smoignant by buhgingisniffmefingie October 4, 2023
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Smugnant
A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!
Smugnant by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012
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smoignant • spoignant • spoignent • Shignant • smegnant • smignasty • Smugnant • sploignant • spoingant • spoingnant
spoignant
spoignant by Justsomerandomnerdgirl April 8, 2017
smegnant
derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms
Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant
Dude: I'm smegnant
smegnant by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007
spoingant
This cinnimon role was very spoingant.
That skateboard trick was the most spoingant thing ive ever seen.
That skateboard trick was the most spoingant thing ive ever seen.
sploignant
sploignant by Coopdaddyslim January 10, 2017
spoignent
spoignent by Jerome the nonce February 28, 2017
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