smegnant

derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms

Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant

by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007

Smugnant

A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!

Smugnant women are the worse.

by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019