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derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms
Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant
by Jeremiah Jones September 28, 2007
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