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Smokronized breathing
smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke
Smokronized breathing by bananaman321 April 12, 2011
smokronized breathing
When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.
smokronized breathing by bananaman321 April 6, 2011
Smackronyms
Acronyms used when talking smack. Typically found in online conversations, but finds its way into face to face conversations as well.
Smackronyms by Todiehl June 29, 2008
smackronyms
annoying 3 letter abbreviations (aka, acronyms) that idiots sprinkle throughout conversation, email, and general communication to make themselves appear smarter/hipper than they really are. Smackronyms that generate confusion or condescension are especially prevalent during conversations between supervisors and their direct reports.
"Before COB tommorrow, please convert all MQL's to SQL's and load to CRM for direct post to SLT for QTD and YOY Results in Q1!"..."WTF? Lay off the smackronyms and speak english!"
smackronyms by mcmuffintop May 12, 2008
Sockronicity
Our dog likes to take socks out of the hamper and leave them in random places, so we hardly ever have sockronicity.
Sockronicity by Sean Solo August 2, 2023
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Blue Movie
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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