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smockron 

A cross between a smock and an apron. Also known as a smapron.
If you want to wear something that performs the function of both a smock and an apron, you should wear a smockron.
smockron by Darkened1 February 19, 2012

Smokronized breathing 

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

smokronized breathing 

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

Smackronyms 

Acronyms used when talking smack. Typically found in online conversations, but finds its way into face to face conversations as well.
"I wish you'd DIAF Brian"
"STFU, Todd."
"WTF! Stop using smackronyms!"
Smackronyms by Todiehl June 29, 2008

smackronyms 

annoying 3 letter abbreviations (aka, acronyms) that idiots sprinkle throughout conversation, email, and general communication to make themselves appear smarter/hipper than they really are. Smackronyms that generate confusion or condescension are especially prevalent during conversations between supervisors and their direct reports.
"Before COB tommorrow, please convert all MQL's to SQL's and load to CRM for direct post to SLT for QTD and YOY Results in Q1!"..."WTF? Lay off the smackronyms and speak english!"
smackronyms by mcmuffintop May 12, 2008

Sockronicity 

When you do laundry and all of your socks have their partners.
Our dog likes to take socks out of the hamper and leave them in random places, so we hardly ever have sockronicity.
Sockronicity by Sean Solo August 2, 2023