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Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020
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Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021
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jiggery smackery

this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.
''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''
by Nesty. July 9, 2012
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Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.
Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"
by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010
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shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.
WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!
by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014
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Dockery smokery

When you smoke pot a blow it on your cock
Dude stop Dockery smokery in your room an in general god
by Easy dude October 14, 2021
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cock smocker

Shayne and Matt are cock smockers
by Danielle March 10, 2003
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