16 definitions by xyourxworstxnightmarex

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act
"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
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the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end
I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
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an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
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in reference to a penis, is an appreciating comment which commends the owner on the impressiveness of his gentialia; in the policies of heterosexuality, only used in reference to one's self unless in a joke or sarcasm
"I whipped out my super pro unit the other day and you know all the ladies was like "DAMN!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 25, 2005
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The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.
After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
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While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex January 23, 2005
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In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," "ma'amuh" is a variant of mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.
"We went down to da muhfuggen kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
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In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.
"We went down to da muhfuggin' kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
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