smitening

When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!

Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....

by no.name November 17, 2004

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.

The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.

by Detective Dick Sprinkles May 19, 2018

Will smithing

"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.

a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"

by Daniel Falso March 28, 2022

Smitting

A feeling of strong likely that leads to falling for someone. Thinkking about a person all the time.

I'm totally smitting for you!

by Adriana January 31, 2005

Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.

Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.

by BGP! October 25, 2012

Smitting

Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.

Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019