smirf sex
GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.
MAN: You found the right guy.
MAN: You found the right guy.
smirf sex by maria garnica March 28, 2011
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Downward reverse smurf sex
An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass
Downward reverse smurf sex by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016
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Sex Smirk
That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."
Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
Sex Smirk by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011
Sex Smirk
1. An involuntary smile that is the direct result of recent sex.
2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.
2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.
Sex Smirk by Prolemthas June 17, 2011
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!