smirf sex
GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.
MAN: You found the right guy.
MAN: You found the right guy.
smirf sex by maria garnica March 28, 2011
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Downward reverse smurf sex
An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass
Downward reverse smurf sex by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016
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Sex Smirk
That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."
Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
Sex Smirk by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011
Sex Smirk
1. An involuntary smile that is the direct result of recent sex.
2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.
2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.
Sex Smirk by Prolemthas June 17, 2011
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