Smirf

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

by Marshi January 21, 2004

Smirf

To attack with affection.

You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.

by paigezz December 14, 2006

Smirf

noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.

John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"

by aemsaxon December 14, 2009

Smirf

type of facial expression that is made while peeing

I was smirfing the entire time!

by JungleWalkin' December 11, 2010

SMIRF

(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure

"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".

by Ragnar Danneskjöld February 22, 2009

Smirf

The Smirf has a long history of engaging in acts of terrorism, including lynchings, bombings, and other forms of violence, in an attempt to intimidate and oppress marginalized communities. It is important to note that the Smirf beliefs and actions are widely condemned as morally reprehensible and contrary to the principles of equality and human rights.

Nikki is such a tyrant, she is a Smirf

by Didathingithink August 22, 2023

smirf sex

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.

GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.

by maria garnica March 28, 2011