smessy 

someone who needs to get their shit together because their life is falling apart.

damn smessy get your shit together

smessy by smessi April 18, 2017

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

Smassy 

Someone that is smart and sassy; has a cocky attitude but also has a brain; similar to the Dennis Mller type.

That girl is so smassy; her smartass words were actually pretty clever!

Smassy by A Cop and Marketing Gal March 19, 2010

Smussy

The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.

The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.

Give me that Smussy my man.

I'd like some Smussies please.

Smussy by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023

Sessy 

1- sexy + sassy
2- too sexy to use the word "sexy"

1- that girl is sessy (shes sexy and has sass)
2- oh man, suchman is so sessy

Sessy by x-never-x-ender-x August 17, 2003

smessay 

a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

The following is an actual smessay:

"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."

smessay by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007

Stessy 

To have a Stessy can be very goofy and crazy she could be mad annoying at times but till chill and cool she could make you laugh or smile when you are mad or sad if you don't have a Stessy around you need one now

Stessy is my crazy friend that makes me laugh alot

Stessy by Omgchris July 16, 2017