smessy
damn smessy get your shit together
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smess
a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
Smassy
Someone that is smart and sassy; has a cocky attitude but also has a brain; similar to the Dennis Mller type.
Smassy by A Cop and Marketing Gal March 19, 2010
Smussy
The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.
The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.
The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.
Smussy by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023
Sessy
Sessy by x-never-x-ender-x August 17, 2003
smessay
a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.
The following is an actual smessay:
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
smessay by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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