Smert

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

by Bag of doughnuts June 03, 2019

Smert

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

by Bazimon April 24, 2014

smert

the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

smert

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

by THECARLMAN June 06, 2018

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smert

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

by Damix_55 March 04, 2005